He was having a rough time in college. He told me he was going to just drop out. I told him I'd help him, but he shouldn't drop out. He said why not? I can just do what you do? I told him if he dropped out I would never eat him again...He showed me his report card(4 B's and a C) and then dropped his draws..

One of my usuals wanted to get his ass ate after his track meet. He hadn't showered since the day before. His hole reeked of that booty smell